No use crying forever, because there's too many fish in the sea

Watching the lobster in the fishtank made me wonder out loud how little lobster managed not to hurt itself with its brittle antennas.

My brother watched the lobster and said that "when it breaks its antennas on the rocks it hurts a lot, so the little lobster then starts crying his eyes out. That's why the sea is salted"

I'm blessed with a biologist as a brother. It makes me understand the world so much better.